Spotted on the Los Angeles Metro blue line:
- A young man inspecting a stack of brand new counterfeit iPods.
- Another man agreeing to buy one for the special price of $40.
- A girl returning home after visiting her boyfriend in prison. “He only has two months left.”
- A man screaming with rage at me, possibly for looking at my girlfriend for too long.
- A tourist fainting from the heat, collapsing into the aisle, and choking on her own vomit.
Ha Ha. Life is rich.